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don't act like you knowww me. [30 Dec 2020|12:12pm] the world is so lonely, but i'll keep it friends only. 89 comments|post comment

[10 Nov 2009|08:53am] i'm a selfish brat. that is all. post comment

yeah, we're real mature. [19 Oct 2009|06:40pm] gr8tdane24: heh your internet suckzors OH OH SWEET: your face suckzors gr8tdane24: yeah gr8tdane24: i know post comment

oh daddy. [22 Sep 2009|10:03pm] himmelsturmer: so i texted her himmelsturmer: and she said she was gonna clean and build her furniture OH OH SWEET: aww :[ himmelsturmer: so i was like 'well if you need any help... :)" himmelsturmer: and she was like "my daddy's here" himmelsturmer: dadblocked D: post comment

i swear work is driving me crazy. full time is insane. [17 Sep 2009|09:33pm] OH OH SWEET: yeah whatevs OH OH SWEET: you're just jealous of my tyson ritter obsession gr8tdane24: ok gf i gotta go back to fucking audrina patridge, er i mean working out.... OH OH SWEET: hahhhhhhhhhh OH OH SWEET: at least tyson isn't retarded like audrina's face! gr8tdane24: trust me, im not staring at her face OH OH SWEET: oh right. ...remind me to schedule you an std test. gr8tdane24: i swear shes clean gr8tdane24: heh ok enough of this shit OH OH SWEET: okay, ho gr8tdane24: :'( gr8tdane24: im not a ho gr8tdane24: :'(:'( gr8tdane24: :^) OH OH SWEET: but you like to do it? gr8tdane24: absolutely OH OH SWEET: haha anna keeps listening to that song gr8tdane24: mogonamously of course OH OH SWEET: yeah, you'd have to be monogamous with audrina patridge or else you'd be a disease spreader gr8tdane24: :'( PWND. post comment

[13 Sep 2009|07:13pm] trashcanna: Cry me a river. Hahaha. What a woman. trashcanna: No offense, women. i <3 my girlfriend. post comment

name that excerpt. or just read it. [28 Aug 2009|09:30pm] "You're missing the point," she said. "What you're saying makes sense in theory, but not in practice. You're trying to compare apples and oranges." "Why do you keep saying that?" he asked in response. "Apples and oranges aren't that different, really. I mean, they're both fruit. Their weight is extremely similar. They both contain acidic elements. They're both roughly spherical. They serve the same social purpose. With the possible exception of a tangerine, I can't think of anything more similar to an orange than an apple. If I was having lunch with a man who was eating an apple and--while I was looking away--he replaced that apple with an orange, I doubt I'd even notice. So how is this a metaphor for difference? I could understand if you said, 'That's like comparing apples and uranium,' or 'That's like comparing apples with baby wolverines,' or 'That's like comparing apples with the early work of Raymond Carver,' or 'That's like comparing apples with hermaphroditic ground sloths.' Those would all be valid examples of profound disparity. But not apples and oranges. In every meaningful way, they're virtually identical." "You're missing the point," she said again, this time for different reasons. 1 comment|post comment

this is happy. [23 Aug 2009|09:53pm] i love that my ex boyfriend and current boyfriend like each other. and that my ex boyfriend would drive 40 miles at midnight to jump start my boyfriend's truck for me. and that my boyfriend would rake up hundreds of miles on said truck to make sure we see each other at least once a week even though he lives in san diego. honestly, with these two amazing boys in my life, what more could a girl ask for? btw, this is why i love livejournal. sometimes you just can't condense feelings into 140 characters or less. 1 comment|post comment

fat. [16 Aug 2009|06:05pm] mom comes home and goes: mom: "i bought a lot of junk food for you" brother: "YESSS" mom: "not for YOU. for your sister" i'm not sure how to take this. post comment

penis! [13 Aug 2009|12:14pm] i'm officially obsessed with this movie. i love it. it makes my heart happy. the soundtrack is pretty uhmazing, also. i keep seeing it in theaters because i know every time i bring a friend, they leave smiling. it's definitely worth that. 3 comments|post comment

dyslexia. [31 Jul 2009|06:10pm] himmelsturmer: how did you even get vagina in there? post comment

[29 Jul 2009|12:29pm] eric: i can't always be nice to you eric: then you'll fall in love with me again! pfft! 2 comments|post comment

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[26 Jul 2009|02:02pm] trashcanna: The new Katherine Hiegl movie that's out.... her wardrobe was designed by Armani! So pretty! You can buy her LBD at the Armani store for only $950! OH OH SWEET: lbd? trashcanna: OMG! trashcanna: little black dress! OH OH SWEET: oh OH OH SWEET: hahhaa trashcanna: Katie!!!! trashcanna: You've been hanging around too many guys. OH OH SWEET: hahahahahhaaha post comment

boys: oh, boy. [23 Jul 2009|11:48pm] mystiksk8r: hey kate ohohsweet: hi mystiksk8r: so i was chased out of my gf's house yesterday mystiksk8r: by her mom ohohsweet: why? mystiksk8r: cuz she came home early mystiksk8r: and we were on her bed mystiksk8r: and mystiksk8r: yea ohohsweet: um ohohsweet: tahded ohohsweet: TAHHHHHDED ohohsweet: is your gf in trouble? mystiksk8r: yea mystiksk8r: and i think her mom saw my dick ohohsweet: hahahahaha mystiksk8r: yea mystiksk8r: i kinda feel like i need to tell her that i wasnt full yet only semi mystiksk8r: to not judge post comment

Yeah, I try. [23 Jul 2009|12:56pm] Dane: "You're so adorable... but you're so annoying at the same time." post comment

Goon Squad, represent. [20 Jul 2009|12:22am] '08 was the summer of the hipsters. '09 is the summer of the bro's. post comment

do something! [15 Jul 2009|04:07pm] i'm moody and feeling bleh. i need a new ( summer regimen! ) 4 comments|post comment

true story. [14 Jul 2009|02:25pm] eric: you're always trying to find something to be unhappy about. 2 comments|post comment

win. [12 Jul 2009|11:07pm] trashcanna: Haha. Now I'm watching "I Eat 33,000 Calories a Day" on TLC... and looking the mirror. I'm so skinny... in comparison. trashcanna: Haha. :P I like watching the fat people. It's fascinating. trashcanna: Like a car crash. post comment

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